A "Corral" full of some of the best music anywhere Kids And God
Laughs
Laughs are good for what ails you.
ENJOY!!!!
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The teacher told the class they would start the day with the Pledge of
Allegiance, and instructed them to put their right hands over their hearts
and repeat after him.
He looked around the room as he started the recitation,
"I pledge allegiance to the flag..."
When his eyes fell upon Little Johnny, he noticed his hand over the right
cheek of his buttocks.
"Johnny, I will not continue until you put your hand over your heart.
" Little Johnny replied, "It is over my heart."
After several attempts to get Little Johnny to put his hand over his heart,
the teacher asked, "Why do you think that is your heart?"
"Because every time my Grandma comes to visit, she picks me up, pats
me here, and says, 'bless your little heart,' and my Grandma wouldn't lie!"
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A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was
Jesus' mother's name?"
One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's
name was?"
A little kid said, "Verge." Confused, the teacher
asked, "Where did you get that?"
The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking
about Verge n'
Mary
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3-year-old, Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is
His name. Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry
about
it. I'm having a real good time like I am."
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A Sunday school class was studying the Ten
Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one.
The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it
was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted,
"Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's
wife."
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After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the
car. His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us brought up in a Christian home, and I
wanted to stay with you guys."
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I had been teaching my three-year old daughter,
Caitlin, the Lord's
Prayer for several evenings at bedtime, she would
repeat after me the
lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go
solo. I listened
with pride as she carefully enunciated each word right
up to the end
of the prayer:
"Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver
us some
E-mail.
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One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us
our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in
our baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they
were on the way to church service, "And why is it
necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are
sleeping."
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Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel
were sitting
together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out
loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough.
"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See
those two men
standing by the door? They're hushers."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5
and Ryan
3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first
pancake.
Their
mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were
sitting
here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I
can
wait.'" Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you
be
Jesus!"
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A father was at the beach with his children when the
four-year-old
son
ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where
a
seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the
son
asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied. The boy
thought
a
moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table,
she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on
earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
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A Lady writes that some years ago when her niece was eight years old she just really loved to sing gospel music.
She was just singing away one day while our family was practicing for an upcoming event.
At that time, one of her favorite songs was "Jesus Is Coming Soon"
Jenni's
mother said, just for you Jenni will sing that part all by herself.
So Jenni cuts loose and starts to singing with all her lungs.
When she gets to the part that says "rising up in the sky, telling the world goodby"..........she
would sing it this way....
"Rising up in the sky, telling the squirrels goodby".
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