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Chuckles
I dialed a number and got the following recording: "We are not
available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.
We are
making some changes.
Please leave a message after the beep.
If we do
not return your call, you are one of the changes."
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At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try
to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take
offs you make."
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Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friend's house.
knowing
his sweet tooth, Tommy's mother looked straight into his eyes and
said, "I hope you didn't ask for a second piece of cake."
"No, but I asked Mrs. Smith for the recipe so you could make some like
it
and she gave me two more pieces without asking."
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My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
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As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we
passed a car accident.
Usually when we see something terrible like
that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said
to my son, "We should pray."
From the back seat I heard his earnest
request: "Please, God, don't let those cars block the entrance to
McDonald's."
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without
forgetting.
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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your
way
around, you're not going anywhere.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer
for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder
to find one.